Barton told me everything.
“How he likes to whistle on the crapper, wear nappies to bed and dip his junk in chocolate on Sundays… Really, it was a bit much.”
Not Iambic….Do Not Accept…
These tags I’ll pop, and boast in rhyming verse
that what I wear puts swagger in my gait;
though twenty shillings have I in my purse,
my self-esteem and manhood both inflate
when lofty furs I purchase for a cent.
Thy grandpa’s clothes are worthy salvage, though
they smell a trifle musty. Still, I spent
much less to dress myself from head to toe.
To save or not to save? The question’s moot.
I’ll never give my coin to high-street crooks.
These dusty shelves will yield their hidden loot
to those, like me, more frugal in their looks.
Like ancient coins washed up on distant shores,
I’ll find my treasures in these thrifty stores.
- Macklemore, “Thrift Shoppe”
*Crying with laughter*
ITS IN IAMBIC PENTAMETER. SWEET JESUS THIS IS MY NEW FAVORITE THING.
when Gary met Tony - best of
Gary is tumblr
Nice work, Tumblrpersonified
I swear this is the last one
Man, I needed that laugh
omg i just had to
I still have yet to see this movie
seeing both of these just made my day so i had to put them together.
I mean to rule this world. Not burrow in it.
DELILAH DIRK IS A FUCKING AWESOME COMIC.
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